February 09, 2015

Six Somewhat Snarky, Mostly Realistic Valentine's Day Cards


There are two types of people in this world: those who like Valentine's Day, and those who don't.

Personally, I've always liked the holiday, even when I was single. I mean, there's no shame in eating chocolate from your mom.

But I realize that not everyone's like me. Some people hate all of February's goopy mush, whether it be couples holding hands or the coconut creme filling.

And then there's the lactose intolerant.

Basically, I know that Valentine's Day isn't as straightforward for everyone as it is for me. There are the people who are in that awkward "are we dating, are we not?" stage of a relationship. There are the people who are only in it for the frosting. And then there are the people who consider conversation hearts a form of legalized torture.

Hopefully though I've got a card here for everyone.


Happy Almost Valentine's Day.
And just remember: sugar calories don't count this week.