September 29, 2014

Don't Invite Me to Ello; I'm Happy Right Here on Facebook.

September 26, 2014

How to Deal with Panic-Inducing Work Stress (without Calling Mom)


September 23, 2014

Five Things You Should Care about Even If You Don't Care


September 22, 2014

How to Ruin a Bridal Shower


September 19, 2014

What Type of Person Are You?

I am this type of person.

September 18, 2014

Five Important Things That Will Change Your Life

September 16, 2014

How to Not Be That Guy


September 15, 2014

Five Essentials for a Successful Bachelorette Party

September 12, 2014

Feelings Are a Good Thing... and I Have Way Too Much of a Good Thing

Welcome to the Bourgeois Pig Cafe.

September 10, 2014

September 09, 2014

A Very Bad Monday

Monday, this one's for you.

September 08, 2014

Some Things Are Okay. This Isn't.

As most anyone who has been on the internet today, I’ve watched the short clip of Ray Rice released by TMZ.

It made me a bit sick. And what made me sicker is that Ray Rice’s now wife ever apologized for anything surrounding that incident. I had a typically sassy post up this morning about my die-hard love affair with the Baltimore Ravens, but after watching the video I decided to take it down. I’m no expert on timing but I know a case of bad timing when I see it.

Don’t get me wrong; I still love my guys in purple. I just sort of wish Ray Rice wasn't one of them. 

Luckily my blog isn't the subject of national attention, so the ironic timing of my post didn't really cause a blip in the “things that matter” radar. But this blog does represent what I think. And I think that how the NFL and how Baltimore has handled this so far is wrong.

I still love you Baltimore but please get this together so I can start blogging about you again.

September 05, 2014

If You Read One Thing This Fall

Spoiler: This is it.

September 03, 2014

A Critique of 10 Unmistakable Signs That You're in a Grown-up's Apartment

Live flowers in my Chicago apartment, evidently the sign of adulthood. (And not that my mom came to visit.)

September 02, 2014

Everyone Is Fighting a Harder Battle

Me and the guys of A Great Big World. This face is the face of someone trying not to pee her pants with excitement.